Funk the War has spread like a fluorescent colored disco fungus across the map of the United States, and infected youth with militant anti-war disco fever.
Now we’re at the Republican National Convention, incorporating our booty shakin' beats into the RNC Welcoming Committee blockade strategy the best way we know how: we're going to dress fierce, we're going to blast our music loud, we're going to party hard. Meet us at the corner of Cedar and Colombia (at the southeast corner of the capitol grounds) at 4:00 on September 1st, and we'll show these stuffy politicians: When our bass rumbles, empires crumble.
War is a waste of our Youth! Funktocracy is in the Streets!